Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
im still laughing at this
i have 99 problems and they are all dalmation puppies. someone help me
the other two dalmations are pongo and perdita, and they are not a problem because they are responsible adults
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married
The one true King
(Source: timothyakirkpatrick, via kinnedyrayne)
Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
Someone give this man an Oscar.