"Wha — ?Tonks — Tonks has had the baby?" “Yes, yes, she’s had the baby!" shouted Lupin. All around the table came cries of delight sighs of relief: Hermione and Fleur both squealed, “Congratulations!" and Ron sad, “Blimey, a baby!" as if he had never heard of such a thing before.
"Yes — yes — a boy," said Lupin again, who seemed dazed by his own happiness. He strode around the table and hugged Harry; the scene in the basement of Grimmauld Place might have never happened.
The Magic Begins: A character death you wish didn’t happen
↳ Fred Weasley
"The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry’s mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying-"
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
|—||And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via clarasoswld)|
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
I fixed it.